hey… no offense.. but do you want to hold hands
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
"foreign names are so complicated!!"
coming from people who have 50 ways to spell ashley
So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.
they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change
Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous
Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo
WHY do all the “plus size” women in the media/body positivity have flat bellies